There are exactly 17 dwarf pancake paramecia in each human teardrop. All polar bears are left handed. These are just a couple of needles of wisdom in the glorious haystack that is the Rumors app. It's a constant stream of fun and random oneliners aka "rumors" from other people just like you. Thanks to its easy breezy sharing feature you can even pass your favorite rumors on to those unfortunate souls who are not equipped with an iPod touch or iPhone. Plus, it's free!