Some pirates were celebrating and having some rum after they obtained a great loot from a merchant ship. Suddenly, and by accident, a pirate turns on the fuse of a cannon bomb, giving it to the youngest pirate, Billy The Mop a.k.a the mopping boy, who has to take it and throw it overboard to save the ship.
Once again the universe is at peril from invaders from beyond, but this time their target is Earth! Galivan and company don't have time to find items or level up weapons as in Galivans previous outing; this is a no holds barred slugfest. Three characters are playable, each with varying stats but basically the same moveset. Each character has a standard straight ahead punch or kick, a sweeping kick, an uppercut, and a ranged attack that must be charged up. At the start of the game and the end.
A hapless teddy bear decides it's time to get out of bed and head out to make his fortune. Some bad advice from a "friend" at a bar lands him on a pirate ship as the world's first cabin bear. Soon, the cannonballs are flying, along with the bird turds and the captain's empty rum bottles (not to mention his steady stream of insults). Holding fast to his rented mop, it's all a stuffed bruin can do to keep his head, keep the deck swabbed, and stay alive.
You start the game as Anna Montana, a desperate co-ed turned housekeeper, who tidies up houses at Glamour Lane, which belong to some very diverse and eccentric individuals. You will need to pick up laundry and drop them off at an automated washer & dryer, pick up the scraps, vacuum the floor, clean and mop the rooms and do everyday household duties. Successful completion requires following instructions given by the fussy home owners and completing multiple housekeeping tasks.