From best-selling author, Dr. Topher Morrison, this app takes a look at the lighter side of motivational speakers. Ever be at a loss for what to do when life takes a turn for the worse Turn to Topher and click on the icon that corresponds with your problem. Topher will then give you the perfect (well, not-so-perfect) words of wisdom. Actually, they aren’t words of wisdom at all… they are randomly generated words of discouragement and insult. It won’t solve your problem.